PORNXOR CONQUESTINA
AEON: Horus/Aquarian
DOMINION: Sexual Desire
DIRECTIVE: CHAOTIC
CLASSIFICATION: Virtual Demigoddess
FACTION: Loosely Affiliated with The Howling
ASTROLOGICAL ASSOCIATION: Scorpio
APPEARANCE: Varies. Originally limited in form to a two dimensional representation of a woman in state of undress and/or sexual en flagrante. Almost always female, sometimes (but rarely) transgendered.
BACKGROUND: Pornxor Conquestina has been known by many names. Tonight she may be "Rose Bud" tomorrow "Anna Rider," you might have seen her on Skinamax last night. There are as many theories about Pornxor’s origin as there are appearances. What is known is that she possesses many of the classical attributes of a succubus, and several abilities that denote her as an at least emerging demigoddess. He alligance has been won or offered (it is as yet unclear) to the modern day Wild Hunt , and she is considered to operate under the "protection" of the ubiquitous Mr. Beep. They are often seen about town with one another, usually with some unsuspecting mortal in tow.
KNOWN ABILITIES: Last known to be an intangible, in recent years she has managed to become an embodied spirit for short periods of time. However, Pornxor is limited to a range of the nearest electronic device, unless she is in the company of her "sugar daddy", old you-know-who. Her presence, no matter the form, has a narcotic effect on humans, lowering their inhibitions and teasingly stimulating their pleasure centers. Pornxor cannot, however, bring anyone fully into the throes of passion- as she is incapable of it herself. Pornxor is vampiric in nature, feeding of the one thing she can never have for herself: sexual passion.
MODUS OPERANDI: As the bleeding edge of internet technology has cut new rivulets in cyberspace, Streaming video technology gave her access to the domain of Mr. Beep and since that time she has found her way into Consensus. Pornxor has gone beyond the glossy images that have long been her prison. Pornxor feeds off the sexual desires of human males and the gullibility of human females. (Which is not to suggest anything intrinsic about gender differences, its just what Pornxor DOES.) She receives as much sustenance from blood lust as she does abject psychosexual frustration, and so is known to frequent psychologist waiting rooms and BDSM parlors with equal relish. She can often be found with members of The Howling as they search for girls to "go wild" and inflame the passions of nearby males. Pornxor often leads the festivities, setting the tone, but letting the girls, their inhibitions freshly conquered, to take things farther along they then would usually allow.
RITUAL NOTES: To contact Pornxor one merely needs to log-on, know the appropriate "magick word" (URL) and be capable of surfing with only one hand. Be forewarned that her sometimes "boyfriend" Mr. Beep has been known to go through fits of jealousy, crashing the connections (and sometimes hard drives) of Pornxor’s devout worshippers.
CLASSICAL NAME: It is strongly believed by some that Pornxor is a rouge servitor spirit of the ancient goddess Innana. Or that she is an embryonic form of the Babylonian goddess, hacking her way back into the "hearts" of men.
21.2.03
FLABERSONS, THE
DOMINION: Crass Consumerism
DIRECTIVE: ENTROPIC
CLASSIFICATION: Embodied/Manifested Spirit(s)
FACTION: The Howling
ASTROLOGICAL ASSOCIATION: Cancer
APPEARANCE: The Flabersons manifest as your typical atomic age American family, as processed by the magick of this fast food nation. Mom, Dad, and the two kids (Sally and Jimmy Jr.), when taken as a group, outweigh most Southern hemisphere villages. Dad is loosing his hair, Mom’s has gone silver and kept shoulder length. You can barely see older sister Sally’s eyes. Young James might just wind up a linebacker, if he doesn’t get his way and add pie to his Double Cheeseburger, Fries, and Milkshake lunch. Mom doesn’t want him to spoil dinner.
BACKGROUND: The Flabersons are the spiritual reflection of waste and consumption of America. The "family" are an amalgam of spirits in the service of the principles Sloth, Ignorance, and oddly, Famine. It is known that these creatures, animated bags of flesh really, are disposable minions of the greater powers of the modern day Wild Horde- such as the ubiquitous Mr. Beep, and his sometimes consort Pornxor Conquestina.
KNOWN ABILITIES: The Flabersons bodies may feast on fat, sugar, and processed wheat, but their true natures feast on despair. As embodied spirits they are saddled with the limitations of this plane. They cannot merely will someone to enter the "dark night of the soul," they have to drive them to it through actions. As devious bastards, the Flabersons have little problem doing this. And on top of it, few things are more annoying in nature than a family of loud, obese Americans fighting over who gets to play the Game Boy next and when and what they are going to have for desert. The world is their living room, and you’ve just been invited over for dinner.
MODUS OPERANDI: Dark Pop magicks brought the Flabersons into existence in the mid-50’s, and they have been haunting diners and fast food establishments across the U.S. ever since. Usually found invading a restaurant hot on the heels of despondent mysticks who serve GENERATIVE ends, the Flabersons are notorious for being loud and obnoxious. They can often be found playing with the latest technology of one of their patron spirits, or discussing the merits and flaws of competing products. They will, for example, sit at a table for minutes on end, systematically checking every ring tone on a cell phone and giggling at each one, just to drive a man insane.
RITUAL NOTES: While there’s really no reason anyone would want to call the Flabersons (unless, say, you were sic-ing them on unsuspecting enemies as houseguests) standard summoning rituals enhanced with the latest in TV entertainment technology and lots of fast food will do the trick in a pinch. The Flabersons are best fought on their own terms- loud, intelligent conversations about politics or acting plain crazy have been known to force them to flee the scene.
DOMINION: Crass Consumerism
DIRECTIVE: ENTROPIC
CLASSIFICATION: Embodied/Manifested Spirit(s)
FACTION: The Howling
ASTROLOGICAL ASSOCIATION: Cancer
APPEARANCE: The Flabersons manifest as your typical atomic age American family, as processed by the magick of this fast food nation. Mom, Dad, and the two kids (Sally and Jimmy Jr.), when taken as a group, outweigh most Southern hemisphere villages. Dad is loosing his hair, Mom’s has gone silver and kept shoulder length. You can barely see older sister Sally’s eyes. Young James might just wind up a linebacker, if he doesn’t get his way and add pie to his Double Cheeseburger, Fries, and Milkshake lunch. Mom doesn’t want him to spoil dinner.
BACKGROUND: The Flabersons are the spiritual reflection of waste and consumption of America. The "family" are an amalgam of spirits in the service of the principles Sloth, Ignorance, and oddly, Famine. It is known that these creatures, animated bags of flesh really, are disposable minions of the greater powers of the modern day Wild Horde- such as the ubiquitous Mr. Beep, and his sometimes consort Pornxor Conquestina.
KNOWN ABILITIES: The Flabersons bodies may feast on fat, sugar, and processed wheat, but their true natures feast on despair. As embodied spirits they are saddled with the limitations of this plane. They cannot merely will someone to enter the "dark night of the soul," they have to drive them to it through actions. As devious bastards, the Flabersons have little problem doing this. And on top of it, few things are more annoying in nature than a family of loud, obese Americans fighting over who gets to play the Game Boy next and when and what they are going to have for desert. The world is their living room, and you’ve just been invited over for dinner.
MODUS OPERANDI: Dark Pop magicks brought the Flabersons into existence in the mid-50’s, and they have been haunting diners and fast food establishments across the U.S. ever since. Usually found invading a restaurant hot on the heels of despondent mysticks who serve GENERATIVE ends, the Flabersons are notorious for being loud and obnoxious. They can often be found playing with the latest technology of one of their patron spirits, or discussing the merits and flaws of competing products. They will, for example, sit at a table for minutes on end, systematically checking every ring tone on a cell phone and giggling at each one, just to drive a man insane.
RITUAL NOTES: While there’s really no reason anyone would want to call the Flabersons (unless, say, you were sic-ing them on unsuspecting enemies as houseguests) standard summoning rituals enhanced with the latest in TV entertainment technology and lots of fast food will do the trick in a pinch. The Flabersons are best fought on their own terms- loud, intelligent conversations about politics or acting plain crazy have been known to force them to flee the scene.
6.2.03
PIXIES, ATOMIC
DOMINION: High Speed Food Preparation
DIRECTIVE: GENERATIVE
CLASSIFICATION: Mechanical Animus
FACTION: None Known
ASTROLOGICAL ASSOCIATION: N/A
APPEARANCE: Atomic Pixies are invisible to the naked human eye. This has to do as much with the speed at which they live as anything else. Atomic Pixies are fast, so fast that they actually vibrate at frequencies out of phase with our conventional reality beyond the pale of what most spirits are capable of.
BACKGROUND: Intuitive Science has yet to reveal if the breed of Pixie classified as "Atomic" are simply mutated "normal" Pixies or in fact an entirely new bloodline created in the wake of the Einsteinian Revolution in physics. This is due in part to the Atomic Pixies status as an unverified phenomenon. Like certain aspects of quantum mechanics, Atomic Pixies are treated as if they are real because they must be in order to explain actual phenomenon. These creatures have managed to become the new hearth deities in many modern homes, worshiped under several troupe names including "General Electric" and "Black and Decker" to name two.
ASSUMED ABILITIES: The Pixies incredible speed is harnessed to create molecular reactions is foodstuffs. Also have the ability to cause small animals (Toy Poodles, etc.) to explode.
NOTES: Like many species related to the Faerie, Atomic Pixies are highly allergic to iron ore. Particularly sensitive, no metals of any kind should be brought into an area where Atomic Pixies have been summoned. Metal Elemental spirits may be the Pixies’ natural predator, as fires have been known to break out when these spirits are present in a location suspected of harboring the sprites. They appear to have an affinity for spicy ethnic foods that have been neglected in refrigeration units.
DOMINION: High Speed Food Preparation
DIRECTIVE: GENERATIVE
CLASSIFICATION: Mechanical Animus
FACTION: None Known
ASTROLOGICAL ASSOCIATION: N/A
APPEARANCE: Atomic Pixies are invisible to the naked human eye. This has to do as much with the speed at which they live as anything else. Atomic Pixies are fast, so fast that they actually vibrate at frequencies out of phase with our conventional reality beyond the pale of what most spirits are capable of.
BACKGROUND: Intuitive Science has yet to reveal if the breed of Pixie classified as "Atomic" are simply mutated "normal" Pixies or in fact an entirely new bloodline created in the wake of the Einsteinian Revolution in physics. This is due in part to the Atomic Pixies status as an unverified phenomenon. Like certain aspects of quantum mechanics, Atomic Pixies are treated as if they are real because they must be in order to explain actual phenomenon. These creatures have managed to become the new hearth deities in many modern homes, worshiped under several troupe names including "General Electric" and "Black and Decker" to name two.
ASSUMED ABILITIES: The Pixies incredible speed is harnessed to create molecular reactions is foodstuffs. Also have the ability to cause small animals (Toy Poodles, etc.) to explode.
NOTES: Like many species related to the Faerie, Atomic Pixies are highly allergic to iron ore. Particularly sensitive, no metals of any kind should be brought into an area where Atomic Pixies have been summoned. Metal Elemental spirits may be the Pixies’ natural predator, as fires have been known to break out when these spirits are present in a location suspected of harboring the sprites. They appear to have an affinity for spicy ethnic foods that have been neglected in refrigeration units.
22.1.03
ANKHARA, THE
DOMINION: Dreams
DIRECTIVE: FIXED
CLASSIFICATION: Oneiric Demon, Collector
FACTION: None, Collectors are stanch individualists
ASTROLOGICAL ASSOCIATION: Taurus
APPEARANCE: The Ankhara has many forms, however she favors appearing as a female. It is unknown if this is her actual gender, or indeed if she has any gender at all. She has appeared as a stunning woman in a scarlet and gold jester’s outfit. The scarlet of the costume so dark as to almost be black. In this form her pale face is made up with overly rosy cheeks, and sport sinister, coal black eyes.
BACKGROUND: Granddaughter of the legendary Demon Asmodeus, who is ruler of all gambling houses in the Judeo-Christian Hell (Asmodeus himself has a longer lineage than the Christian faith, having appeared first in Persian traditions before being incorporated into Talmudic lore), The Ankhara is a betting spirit. Confined to the Dreaming, the actual name of The Ankhara is unknown at this time (which makes summoning and binding impossible). One of the vast class of "demons" known as "Collectors", this particular creature is addicted to gaming in all its forms and has a taste for melodramatic performers. This, along with the vaguely Egyptian sobriquet, are thought to be connected to her demonic ancestors attributes. The association with the sign Taurus is unclear at this point, other than the fact that the fallen angel Asmodel (no known relation) governs this sign. The Ankhara is encountered in dreams (see below).
KNOWN ABILITIES: Existing primarily in the realm of Dream, the Ankhara’s powers are assumed to be incredibly fluid. It is known, as she is a gambling demon, that her terms are her bond. Being a Collector inevitably means that she has the power to contract souls to be payable on Death. She has been observed shapeshifting, and can materialize and dematerialize at will while in Oneiric space. The demon has been known to attempt to seize souls against their will by exerting a powerful, vacuum-like force.
MODUS OPERANDI: The Ankhara will challenge dreamers to games of will, chance, or skill (sometimes all three) in a bid for their souls. Oftentimes the demon has, or claims to have, possession of the dreamer’s friends, and will put their souls at stake as well. She favors ethical dilemmas as a means of testing and breaking her opponent’s wills. Staying true to first principles and denying the demon's lies appear to be the best way to overcome her schemes. A sore loser, the demon has been known to attack overtly when outclassed.
RITUAL NOTES: As "The Ankhara" is a title and not a proper name there are as yet no known rituals that are capable of summoning or otherwise affecting her. Hexes and dream sigils of power have proven effective against her in outright combat when she is encountered in her native habitat, unbidden by the dreaming mage.
DOMINION: Dreams
DIRECTIVE: FIXED
CLASSIFICATION: Oneiric Demon, Collector
FACTION: None, Collectors are stanch individualists
ASTROLOGICAL ASSOCIATION: Taurus
APPEARANCE: The Ankhara has many forms, however she favors appearing as a female. It is unknown if this is her actual gender, or indeed if she has any gender at all. She has appeared as a stunning woman in a scarlet and gold jester’s outfit. The scarlet of the costume so dark as to almost be black. In this form her pale face is made up with overly rosy cheeks, and sport sinister, coal black eyes.
BACKGROUND: Granddaughter of the legendary Demon Asmodeus, who is ruler of all gambling houses in the Judeo-Christian Hell (Asmodeus himself has a longer lineage than the Christian faith, having appeared first in Persian traditions before being incorporated into Talmudic lore), The Ankhara is a betting spirit. Confined to the Dreaming, the actual name of The Ankhara is unknown at this time (which makes summoning and binding impossible). One of the vast class of "demons" known as "Collectors", this particular creature is addicted to gaming in all its forms and has a taste for melodramatic performers. This, along with the vaguely Egyptian sobriquet, are thought to be connected to her demonic ancestors attributes. The association with the sign Taurus is unclear at this point, other than the fact that the fallen angel Asmodel (no known relation) governs this sign. The Ankhara is encountered in dreams (see below).
KNOWN ABILITIES: Existing primarily in the realm of Dream, the Ankhara’s powers are assumed to be incredibly fluid. It is known, as she is a gambling demon, that her terms are her bond. Being a Collector inevitably means that she has the power to contract souls to be payable on Death. She has been observed shapeshifting, and can materialize and dematerialize at will while in Oneiric space. The demon has been known to attempt to seize souls against their will by exerting a powerful, vacuum-like force.
MODUS OPERANDI: The Ankhara will challenge dreamers to games of will, chance, or skill (sometimes all three) in a bid for their souls. Oftentimes the demon has, or claims to have, possession of the dreamer’s friends, and will put their souls at stake as well. She favors ethical dilemmas as a means of testing and breaking her opponent’s wills. Staying true to first principles and denying the demon's lies appear to be the best way to overcome her schemes. A sore loser, the demon has been known to attack overtly when outclassed.
RITUAL NOTES: As "The Ankhara" is a title and not a proper name there are as yet no known rituals that are capable of summoning or otherwise affecting her. Hexes and dream sigils of power have proven effective against her in outright combat when she is encountered in her native habitat, unbidden by the dreaming mage.
21.1.03
MR. BEEP
DOMINION:Electronic Communication
DIRECTIVE:Entropic
CLASSIFICATION: Technomantic Demigod
FACTION: The Howling (a.k.a. Wild Horde)
ASTROLOGICAL ASSOCIATION: Aries
APPEARANCE:
(In Nature) A slick looking business man of uncertain European/Asian descent wearing a charcoal grey double breasted power suit. Always talking on a cell phone while walking/driving the latest SUV (except the H2, has problems with its military background). If seated in a cafe will likely be working on laptop using the cafe's free wireless, and talking on his cellphone via a headset.
(When Summoned): Should appear pretty much as above, but wearing a sparkling WHITE single breasted suit and carrying the smallest cell phone then available.
BACKGROUND: Mr. Beep is the member of the modern day Wild Horde dedicated to the destruction of human communication, and thus one of the most pernicious and powerful of all the modern Goetia.
KNOWN ABILITIES: Can disrupt any kind of digital/electronic communication. Claims territory as his "own" by making "dead zones" where telecommunications devices cannot work. Can split off parts of his being in order to be virtualy omnipresent. It is theorized that Mr. Beep can possess a human host.
MODUS OPERANDI:It is Mr. Beep who breaks up your cell phone conversation right at the moment you are receiving critical instructions to get where you are going. Beep who presses the "call" button on a cell and leaves three minute pointless messages on your answering machines. Most sinister of all is Mr. Beep predilection’s for calling cell phones and pagers and leaving a repeating "beep" message. This is Mr. Beep attempting to cross the threshold between the Wired and Consensus for he needs a human host to do so. It is unknown what Mr. Beep would do with possession of a human body, although it is likely that many cell phone related driving accidents are a direct result of that process. Usually works through homunculi referred to commonly as "Beeplings".
RITUAL NOTES: Summoning requires the desecration/veneration of a cell phone or other digital communication device. Mr. Beep responds to both passion and precision. Mr. Beep is very vain and it is possible to appease him with elaborate displays of flattery.
CLASSICAL NAME:Unknown, Mr. Beep is considered the modern day Anti-Hermes.
DOMINION:Electronic Communication
DIRECTIVE:Entropic
CLASSIFICATION: Technomantic Demigod
FACTION: The Howling (a.k.a. Wild Horde)
ASTROLOGICAL ASSOCIATION: Aries
APPEARANCE:
(In Nature) A slick looking business man of uncertain European/Asian descent wearing a charcoal grey double breasted power suit. Always talking on a cell phone while walking/driving the latest SUV (except the H2, has problems with its military background). If seated in a cafe will likely be working on laptop using the cafe's free wireless, and talking on his cellphone via a headset.
(When Summoned): Should appear pretty much as above, but wearing a sparkling WHITE single breasted suit and carrying the smallest cell phone then available.
BACKGROUND: Mr. Beep is the member of the modern day Wild Horde dedicated to the destruction of human communication, and thus one of the most pernicious and powerful of all the modern Goetia.
KNOWN ABILITIES: Can disrupt any kind of digital/electronic communication. Claims territory as his "own" by making "dead zones" where telecommunications devices cannot work. Can split off parts of his being in order to be virtualy omnipresent. It is theorized that Mr. Beep can possess a human host.
MODUS OPERANDI:It is Mr. Beep who breaks up your cell phone conversation right at the moment you are receiving critical instructions to get where you are going. Beep who presses the "call" button on a cell and leaves three minute pointless messages on your answering machines. Most sinister of all is Mr. Beep predilection’s for calling cell phones and pagers and leaving a repeating "beep" message. This is Mr. Beep attempting to cross the threshold between the Wired and Consensus for he needs a human host to do so. It is unknown what Mr. Beep would do with possession of a human body, although it is likely that many cell phone related driving accidents are a direct result of that process. Usually works through homunculi referred to commonly as "Beeplings".
RITUAL NOTES: Summoning requires the desecration/veneration of a cell phone or other digital communication device. Mr. Beep responds to both passion and precision. Mr. Beep is very vain and it is possible to appease him with elaborate displays of flattery.
CLASSICAL NAME:Unknown, Mr. Beep is considered the modern day Anti-Hermes.
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